Song (to the Tune of the Alphabet)

Hush little baby don’t say a word, Mama’s gonna buy you a sheep of herd.

And if that sheep of herd gets lost, Mama’s gonna buy you a new ear floss.

And if that new ear floss don’t shine, Mama’s gonna buy you a Washington pine.

And if that Washington pine don’t live, Mama’s gonna buy you a surprise to give.

And if that surprise to give ain’t cool, Mama’s gonna buy you a remote control pool.

And if that remote control pool gets a crack, Mama’s gonna buy you a drying rack.

And if that drying rack don’t dry, Mama’s gonna buy you a panning fry.

And if that panning fry’s for nerds, I’ll still be looking for silly words.

 

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