Song (to the Tune of the Alphabet)


Gummy bears are chasing me.

One is red

One is blue

One is chewing on my shoe

Now I’m running for my life

‘Cause the red one has a knife.







Water Crisis Skit

Narrator: A lot of people in the world don’t have clean water to drink. I’m going on a tour to see what it’s like.

Mother: My children and I have to walk long hours to get water. And the water isn’t even clean!

Kate: (pointing to Tom) Tom got sick just from eating that yucky water!

(Tom moans)

Jamie: We don’t get to go to school and learn. And we never get to play!

Narrator: While the mother and her children are going to get water, we will hear how life goes from the father.

Father: I work in the yard and harvest food for my family. It is very hard work without water to feul me.

Narrator: Hmm. It seems that the mother and children are not home yet.

.                     .                      .                       .

Narrator: (annoyed) It’s been 2 hours now. Shouldn’t they be home yet?

Father: No! It’s not near the time they get home! They are usually home in around 6 hours.

Narrator: Oh .  .  . then I’d better go.

Father: Okay. . . but I kinda wanted you to stay. It gets a little lonely.

Narrator: Well, sorry, but I really gotta get home to my family.

Father: Okay, bye!

(Mother and children come back and get seated for supper)

Father: Hello! I’ve brought us our cold vegetables and uncooked rice!

(There is silence while they are eating)

Mother: Oh, dear. I do wish Narrator were here to tell the audience a little more.

Father: It’s okay. Anyways, it’s time to pray, cause clean water would change everything!

Save The World!

Help me and my nature club save the world by donating money to endangered animals or pollution! Here are some things to know to get you going.

  1. What do you eat? Plants and animals are the only things that you can eat. What would happen if all the food got endangered? Or even extinct?! Hmm?
  2. Do you have a pet? Do you like him/her? Pets are animals!!!
  3. Pollution makes the air warmer. The ice caps will melt if we keep polluting!!!

Here’s where you can donate.

Rosh Hashanah

Rosh Hashanah is sometimes called the Jewish New Year. Jews think it is the anniversary of the making of Adam and Eve. It is a time of friends, family, celebrations ,sweet foods, and special meals. Jews eat challah bread, apples dipped in honey, fish, and pomegranates for a meal. Challah bread symbolizes life, apples dipped in honey symbolize sweetness, fish symbolize “head of the class”, and pomegranates symbolize – well, pomegranates have 613 seeds, and that is the same number that there is commandments in the old testament, so they are supposed to remind Jews to follow the commandments. Jews want to be and do all of these things. Shana tova (shaNA tovA) means “for a good year”.

Rosh Hashanah is usually celebrated in September, but it can be anywhere between September 5th and October 5th. It is always 163 days after Passover. Also, it is never on a Sunday, a Friday, or a Wednesday. Shana tova!

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Updated Bones Poem

I love my Bones.

Do you know why?

They lift me up, cept’ I can’t fly.

You know how I’m really blessed?

Without Bones I’d be a floppy MESS!

Did you know that Bones are Teeth?

Then how would I eat my Heath?

But then it leaves the Exeptatation-

I couldn’t eat my Vegetation!



Hi. I am a story. I know I am supposed to be interesting, but I don’t know how. Please forgive me for not entertaining you. I want to be like all the other stories and make people laugh! Will you help me?

Put your answer on a comment and help me write a story!

The Story

Once there was a dog. He was very poor. He lived in a dump. One day, a nice little girl came along and took him home. She cared for him and loved him with her whole heart. But then, while the girl was at school, a robber came and stole the dog! When the girl came home, there was a note on her door that said IF YOU WANT YOUR DOG BACK, PUT 100 DOLLARS IN AN ENVELOPE AND TAPE IT ON THE DOOR BY TOMORROW. When she saw this, she cried and cried and cried. She went to her piano and played the saddest song she knew-Happy Birthday. After she played it, something amazing happened! The piano opened up and out came   .   .   .     Her dog! To celebrate, they had a     .      .      .

Birthday Party!

The End.