Bones Poem

I love my bones.

Do you know why?

They lift me up and raise me high.

With them, you know how I’m blessed?

Otherwise I’d be a floppy mess!

Did you know that bones are teeth?

Then how would I eat my Heath?

But then it leaves the exeptation-

I couldn’t eat my vegetation!

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Happy Peepster!

Happy Easter, world! And may many Peeps to you be granted!

Sorry, I don’t know what I’m saying. I just love Peeps! Peeps are delish! Don’t you think?

My brother thinks Peeps are the cutest. And I think peeps are the yummiest. ‘Cause they are. If there were no Peeps, Peepster would have no meaning! I would like to shake the hand of whoever invented Peeps. You are a genius, W.I.P (Whoever Invented Peeps)!

Painting a Couch???

We thought we were going to sell our couch – it’s just not the right color. But we recently found out that people paint their microfiber couches with chalk paint! First, you have to spray it with water, and then you paint it. It turns out with the look and feel of soft leather! Really! Look it up!

Attention: Toys R Us is going out of business!

We don’t go to Toys R Us often, and I’d rather shop Amazon, but the fact that Toys R Us is closing makes me sad. I don’t know why, but I feel sorry for Toys R Us. I think if Toys R Us was a person, he’d be feeling pretty hopeless. What about you .  .  .  are you in tears about it? Do you not care? Or, like me, are you stuck in the middle?

The Phantom Tollbooth – Book Review

Everything is boring for Milo. So when a mysterious tollbooth appears in his room, he’s got nothing better to do but drive through it with a car that his horribly untidy room provided. He was very surprised at what was on the other side of the tollbooth, though. A world beyond imagination – especially Milo’s! This world was so amazingly exiting, with so many things to do and discover! Milo doesn’t want to leave, but he has to. When he does get home, he realizes that life isn’t pointless after all .  .  . you just have to use your imagination.

Absolutely Truly – Book Review

Absolutely Truly is an amazing book for all ages.

Twelve year old Truly Lovejoy is almost six feet tall. She also loves her neighborhood and friends. So she is NOT exited about her family moving to teeny-weeny Pumpkin Falls, New Hampshire, where she gets bullied because of her odd name and because she is so tall. And to make life even worse, her jolly father lost his arm in the military and hasn’t been himself ever since. Where things get a bit – actually, a lot – more interesting is in the failing family book store. While Truly is sorting books, she notices the original copy of  Charlotte’s Web – with a secret note in it! Along with her new friends – and enemies –  Truly gathers the clues and organizes them into a solved mystery .  .  . and just in time for a happy ending.

Save the World! #2

I recently did my own Read-A-Thon. 4 people each paid 1 cent per page I read, for 1 month. All the money I got goes to plant trees all over the world – and possibly my backyard.  This website , Arbor Day Foundation, sells trees and other Earth-y stuff at unbelievably low prices – and the money goes to help the environment! I think you should definitely give it a try.

The Eclipse!

You probably know that there’s going to be an eclipse on August 21. And that you have to wear special glasses to see it. I hear that the prices for those glasses are getting high. We are going to St. Louis to see it because there’s a great place to see it there. There’s going to be like 50 people in the house we’re staying in with us! It’s going to be sooooo awesome! Naturally, I have never seen that eclipse before. Have you? No, you haven’t. How do I know? I can see the future, past, and present!

Here is a list of the top ten places you should go to see the eclipse best:

  • Depoe Bay, Oregon
  • Madras, Oregon
  • Rexburg, Idaho
  • Casper, Wyoming
  • Alliance, Nebraska
  • Hermann, Missouri
  • Carbondale, Illinois
  • Nashville, Tennesee
  • Great Smoky Mountains National Park
  • Charleston, South Carolina

Links Number One I Guess

Here is a link to Amazon – the best online shopping place IN THE WORLD!!!! It is also where I usually buy things.

Here is a link to Google Docs, which is where me and friends are writing a book, which when it’s finished I’ll DEFINITELY  post a link to it on this blog!!!

That is all of the links I can think of now. Look later on in the blog for more links!

Hush Little Baby

This is a song (to the tune of Hush Little Baby).

 

Hush little baby don’t say a word, Mama’s gonna buy you a sheep of herd.

And if that sheep of herd gets lost, Mama’s gonna buy you a new ear floss.

And if that new ear floss buy you don’t shine, Mama’s gonna buy you a Washington pine.

And if that Washington pine don’t live, Mama’s gonna buy you a surprise to give.

And if that surprise to give ain’t cool, Mama’s gonna buy you a remote control pool.

And if that remote control pool gets a crack, Mama’s gonna buy you a drying rack.

And if that drying rack don’t dry, Mama’s gonna buy you a panning fry.

And if that panning fry’s for nerds, I’ll still be looking for silly words.

 

I made it up myself!